Miss Odious Vile, otherwise known as Karen Mock Crawford, is a wannabe Yankee who has been "temporarily" lodging in Florida for 38 years now. Karen lives with her husband, who could easily be cast in any role awarded to Sacha Baron Cohen or Steve Carell (if he weren't too busy practicing architecture), 3 extremely messy, but lovable kids and two dogs that need to learn how to use a depilatory.
Where exactly does this modern-day love-in take place, you ask? Within the confines of a nondescript post-war ranch that is often unkempt. Please call first before you stop by. That way shit can quickly be shoved into closets.
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Got something interesting to share with me? A lucrative book deal, perhaps? Some juicy gossip? Want to remind me I have an appointment for a colonoscopy?
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