First of all, I don't dry my hair in the nude. Maybe I am alone in this. I never thought much about it until now. Perhaps a Nielsen Household Survey is in order. Or maybe this is a question that should be added to the 2010 Census. Dear Sir or Madam: Do you or do you not naked blow dry? Curious minds want to know.

But, while I am not philosophically opposed to nude hairdrying, what I do know is that if I were to take it up, say as a hobby, I would not be doing it while sitting bare-assed on what looks to be a dirty floor. When was that thing last swept? Much less mopped? There are visible chunks of trash sitting not 8 inches from her hoo hoo and she's perfectly fine with that. When she gets gonorrhea, I'll be the first to tell her "I told you so!"

I also can't get over the fact that there seems to be a major fire hazard here. What is she using to dry her hair? The world's largest space heater? I am pretty sure if we could see the next frame it would feature this same girl swatting her head to put out the flames à  la Michael Jackson and his Pepsi commercial.

When I spotted the two tiny saucers on the floor I began to wonder if this is one of those women who wishes she were born a cat. Like this lady...



I am pretty sure I've never used a saucer for anything other than to feed a cat with. Me? I prefer to rest my coffee cup directly on my gut. So my question to you: Was this naked chick lapping milk out of these saucers before she decided to stop and stick her hair directly into a heater only to have her hair catch on fire and the next day be diagnosed with a venereal disease that she acquired from the bottom of someone's shoe who had recently walked about on her unswept hardwood floors?

Oh to be a fly on the wall.

p.s. As an interesting addendum, a friend wrote me after reading this post to tell me she knows the woman in the photo. Apparently, the woman, a schoolteacher (raise eyebrows here) in New Orleans (let eyebrows back down, it is New Orleans after all), was actually nursing a bug bite in the nude, not drying her hair as originally thought. A-ha! It is all so clear now. And, no, I don't do that in the nude either, so my argument still stands.